SCENE: MAN AND WOMAN OUT FOR A DRIVE.

W – I’ve been thinking about bringing more vintage clothes into the shop. Quite honestly, they are selling very well. I love it when I’m able to choose something and it works out. I’ve been rather lucky like that. Remember when I had all those bags? They sold right away. It’s the same thing with the vintage clothes; they’re selling almost as fast as I put them out. (Long pause). Okay, enough. Stop it.

M- What?

W- You know. Just stop it. You now exactly what you’re doing?

M- What am I doing?

W- I don’t have to tell you, you know.

M- I don’t, swear to God, I really don’t. Maybe if you tell me I’ll know what I’m supposed to stop.

W- Want me to tell you?

M- That would be helpful.

W- Your being quiet on purpose when I’m talking.

M- I’m what?

W- You heard me. You’re being quiet when I talk and you’re doing it on purpose.

M- Sorry. I’ll try and do it by accident from now on.

W- Thank you, sweetie. Don’t you think it’s a good idea, more vintage clothes?